bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

how to win someone over: by shakira

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

Reblog if you are

kanrose:

shaxaphone:

s4rcoline:

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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

lostiesarestillaround:

frecklestheslut:

Why pay for therapy when there are 6 seasons of Lost

6 seasons of Lost is why I need therapy

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

gingerb3ard:

hannilicious:

gingerb3ard:

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

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you must be fun at parties

i would be if i got invited

CLARAOSMIN