how to win someone over: by shakira
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.
where are the notes
we fucking broke it, guys
Why pay for therapy when there are 6 seasons of Lost
6 seasons of Lost is why I need therapy
the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it
The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze
toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.
why are bras called bras
battle ready armor
you must be fun at parties
i would be if i got invited